Tag: humor

With God all Things are Possible

I have heard this passage preached on by many ministers, and out of the same mouth hear the words that G-d did not place the numbering in scripture?!?  Well, stop the presses get on your knees and repent all you ministers who clearly give it away you do not know G-d as well as you …

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A merry heart doeth good like a medicine.

Proverbs 17:22  A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones. Jim Carrie is one of Hollywood’s most entertaining comedians who has had many of us roaring with laughter with his many characters that he has played,  where would we be without laughter? What I like about him most …

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Saving the Best for Last

It is the moment at the end of a good movie or story the best is revealed a good chick flick is what the world really needs,  a tear jerker for all. As Christians, we know G-d our Father has saved the best for last.  In fact, we are told that we will enter his …

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Brainwashed and television deceived.

I believe in a G-d who is able to speak the worlds into existence, who wanted a family. Let’s face it being alone really is miserable, I envy those big families that stay together because they have a common focal point that keeps drawing them to do so. When G-d insisted on HIS angels to worship HIS …

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Why Pyramids?

You may find this a tad humorous, it is in the best interest of all that we understand above all God loves HIS creation. HE is the great educator and communicator. HE made humans a little lower than the angels but placed within them HIS breath and made us into HIS image. Never forget G-d saw the …

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Something Smells Fishy

Cat’s love fish and the Lion is part of the cat family, it was the Lion of the tribe of Judah who called his first disciples to follow HIM, and HE would make them fishers of men. It wasn’t the church leadership that he went to.  He chose the fisherman for a reason because it makes …

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Now That’s How to Hide a Pyramid!

No one gets hurt, no slave labor, no false gods needing to be served,  no eighteen hour days for over four hundred years and that was just in Egypt.  He has places all over the earth where he ruled from kind of like vacation summer homes where he had pyramids built too.   You have to hand …

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My GMO diet because real food is not as good as the fake stuff, right Lou?

I have read and watched programs that showed tumors in mice and cancers found in rats who have been fed genetically modified food.  Children have had allergic reactions illnesses and hyperactivity due to the increased market saturation.  If insects and cattle refuse to eat it why do we? I purchased some watermelon slices the other …

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Question’s for flat Earthers.

What is the force that holds the different atoms together that make up each element of the periodic table? When looking at the observable planets why are there not large boulders or chunks of ice falling off at their southern poles? When traveling on a bus at 60 mph and you drop a pencil in the …

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Flat or Round I’m Heaven Bound

Has G-d given us something better than the effigy of the lion of the tribe of Judah found being hidden in Egypt? Has HE provided us with a greater view of the intelligent design showing evidence of accountability?  That everyone of us will stand before the great throne of G-d? I do love Jesus, don’t …

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Standing in Awe

I am amazed in the day in which we live, or that we even made it this far.  Every steel building, every brick ever made, every board cut, every car made with mileage driven, relies heavily on fossil fuel even the heat to warm our homes and factories.  Sure older trees and decay gave us carbon …

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Matchmaker, Matchmaker Don’t Burn Me.

It was 1976 when I saw the movie “Fiddler on the Roof” for my first time in our drama class. One of the songs is called “Matchmaker” and it was a standing tradition to pre-arrange marriages between families in the Jewish culture. A person within the community made the suggestions and arranged the couples to marry. Love at …

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The Vow

Deuteronomy 23:21  When thou shalt vow a vow unto the LORD thy God, thou shalt not slack to pay it: for the LORD thy God will surely require it of thee; and it would be sin in thee. God takes the vows we make seriously, HE holds us to them. HE keeps HIS vows and …

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If thou be…

(Matthew 3:16) And Jesus, when he was baptized, went up straightway out of the water: and, lo, the heavens were opened unto him, and he saw the Spirit of G-d descending like a dove, and lighting upon him: (Matthew 3:17) And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I …

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Dino and the Devil

The church should know better; mankind was not the beginning of life.  That life began with the angels.  Job,  were you there? Job 38:4-7 (4)  Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth? declare, if thou hast understanding. (5)  Who hath laid the measures thereof, if thou knowest? or who hath stretched …

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Samson Destroyed the Philistines.

We need to save the Philistines; we can do it with truth.  If they refuse to believe then when the church is gone they will see that we told the truth. They will know those who kept them from Christ.  We need to win as many to Christ as we can before we depart. In …

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Ed Snowden Darkness or Light?

What Edward Snowden revealed is only a tip of the iceberg.  What he has done is to cripple the beast system temporarily and expose the plans of a group of men who set out to destroy America because we stood for freedom to rule ourselves instead of having others rule over us. It should have opened the …

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Incredible Coincidences

I was recently called a dirt bag by a man who played down G-d’s lamps in a sermon involving Genesis 15:17. Then after the message he left an opening for me to move in some sort of Smith Wigglesworth way.  One cannot spit on G-d’s holy things then expect HIM to move mightily . If …

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The Genie is Real

This may be my best one yet; I pray it is or should I say I wish it to be? We often hear stories of the magic genie who pops out of Alladin’s lamp and grants the holder three wishes,  to us it is a story. However,  what if the story had a smidgen of …

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Confession is good for the soul.

I have to be straight up honest here knowing who Bobby is in Christ and the present condition of the world.  I need to get peace in the middle East in order to build the third temple, so here he is at the bottom of the hill and we need to get up to the top …

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